Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Sen Vitter (R-LA) --a pillar of GOP virtue, shows up in D.C. Madam's phone records... with MANY revealing updates + GOP's Jack Burkman
I see that our great Emperor Bush has declared executive privilege when it comes to his "girls" Harriet Myers and Sara Taylor being called to the Hill to testify. And I also see that the D.C. Madam, who was in charge of few girls of her own, finally released her phone records.... and guess what crept out of the slime? The phone number of Republican Senator David Vitter from Louisiana, who did in fact cop to the "sins" of using this escort service: "This was a very serious sin in my past for which I am, of course, completely responsible. Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there — with God and them. But I certainly offer my deep and sincere apologies to all I have disappointed and let down in any way," Vitter said in a written statement late Monday night. Aaaw. Isn't it sweet how he just had to bring up God after the fact? Now personally, I DO care about Bush not letting us in on the lies of his personal whores, but I DON'T care who seeks the services of a real whore. Actually, hookers are way more respectable and honest than most politicians on any day. But what does bowl me over is the stench of hypocrisy from this holier than thou GOP ass and his wife. Ya see, in 2005, Vitter attacked 'the Hollywood left' for "redefining the most basic institution in human history." And just last June, Vitter stood up and announced that THE SINGLE most important issue facing Americans was gay marriage. Not the war. Not healthcare. Not bankruptcies and foreclosures. But gay marriage. Now I'm no expert, but I am a married hetero, and I would think that one of the things that really does in a straight marriage is banging a hooker, not Bryan and Ryan leading a life of legal wedded bliss. In fact, just hear what Vitter's own wife had to say about married men cheating... married men like Bill Clinton: "Vitter's wife, Wendy, was asked by the Newhouse reporter: If her husband were as unfaithful as former President Bill Clinton, would she be as forgiving as Hillary Rodham Clinton? Her response: "I'm a lot more like Lorena Bobbitt than Hillary. If he does something like that, I’m walking away with one thing, and it’s not alimony, trust me." Hmm, Vitter claims he told her and God all about his hooker romp. Wonder if he did that while wearing chain maille undies? Oh and the hypocrisy gets even worse: Vitter was only able to became a senator when he filled the seat vacated by Rep. Bob Livingston, who was headed toward the House speakership in 1998 but was stopped when he was forced to reveal his marital infidelities... AND... Vitter receives a 100% voting record rate with the folks who really know hypocrisy and hate... err... GOP morals: The Christian Coalition. The hypocrisy just never ends, does it? Oh well, at least he wasn't caught sexually harassing teenage pages, seeking well endowed guys online, falsely obtaining a White House press pass when you are actually a gay escort, or going on a meth fueled sex rampage with a gay hooker. But what I'm really wondering is this: How exactly will the "party of family values" blame this on Clinton?
UPDATE: I somehow missed THIS lil golden nugget of info while researching Vitter for this post: Vitter decided to run for governor of LA... BUT... in June 2002, shortly before the Louisiana Weekly ran a story about Vitter's alleged relationship with a prostitute, Vitter dropped out of the governor's race, saying he and his wife were dealing with marital problems. "Our marriage counseling sessions have ... led us to the rather obvious conclusion that it's not time to run for governor." Not time to run for gov? Maybe once you're finished with getting your whistle blown by a hooker you could devote more of that precious time to a gov's campaign, huh? But wait... there is more: When the allegations surfaced again in 2004 about Vitter's lengthy affair with known French Quarter prostitute Wendy Cortez, Vitter said this: "I think you know that that allegation is absolutely and completely untrue. I have said that on numerous occasions. I'll say that in any forum. Unfortunately, that's just crass Louisiana politics, now that I am running for the Senate. I have made that clear that it is all completely untrue. And, it's obviously politically motivated." Uh yeah... one hooker/ one time might be forgiven. Several hookers/ MANY times/ over several years... well, that is what a called pattern Senator, and it is a pattern that is NOT politically motivated, but it is motivated by the fact that you are a hypocritical pussy-hound... just ask this Canal Street Madam in New Orleans who has come foward and admitted that Vitter made use of her girls' services, too.
UPDATE II: It seems that Salon... back in 2004... had Vitter's number. And this ain't just about Vitter being a hypocritical pussy-hound. Toss in racist liar who was in cahoots w/ white supremacist David Duke, and ya have it.
UPDATE III: Sweet Jesus... this Vitter guy's hypocrisy is truly unfuckingbelievable. Turns out that the holy conservatives' refusal to want to protect prostitutes from HIV/AIDS thru condoms & HIV preventation funding just may have allowed the obviously fertile Vitter to pop out a kid w/his longtime hooker companion Wendy Cortez: "It isn't yet public, though apparently it's widely known in Louisiana political circles, that Vitter's commercial romance was blessed with issue. Reportedly his natural child now lives with her mother in Alexandria, VA. That they are receiving financial support from the Senator has not been shown. The lady's surname sounds Hispanic; perhaps, as a friend suggested, Vitter's fervent opposition to immigration reform reflected a general disposition to screw Latinas." I wonder if Vitter's wife lets her 4 kids call the kiddo on the high holidays, as any good Christian woman would? And I wonder if she keeps diseases like AIDS at bay thru prayer since it is obvious her man doesn't use those damned liberal condoms... even when using the services of a pro. Feh... maybe she doesn't have to worry about it much. Maybe the almighty power of a Pampers protected her. Seems that Mrs Vitter's beloved spouse didn't just love hookers. He also loved hookers who would dress him up in diapers.
UPDATE IV: Another GOP scumbag's phone number crept out of the slime: The phone number for GOP political operative/conservative pundit, John (Jack) M. Burkman Jr. (Pres of Burkman Associates, LLC, a DC based political consultant/strategist, and a former Fox News conservative political analyst) appears in the database of phone records of the DC Madam. This is the same Jack Burkman who echoed Ann Coulter’s disgusting hate rant about the 9/11 widows on Scarborough Country last year (yikes!... no wonder he has to pay for pussy), and the same loser who has a reputation for soliciting young, "well-endowed" women by giving them his business card, requesting that they contact him and even offers to pay them for sex. His defense? A classic, as usual for these hypocrites: The false allegations were perpetuated by "left-wing people seeking to intimidate conservatives and independants." Uh... yeah. It is all a liberal's fault. And Vitter swore he never banged a hooker... yet he has been w/ MANY and has a kid with one. Try again hypocritical asshat.