Sunday, June 10, 2007
US military Gay Bomb.... FABULOUS!
Sweet baby drag queens... "Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to a Berkeley, CA watchdog organization (that tracks military spending) that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb." And oh yeah... this makes this N.E. Ohioan oh-so proud: "The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a hormone bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers would became irresistably attractive to one another"... and then devote all of their time trying to doing the naked bone dance rather than killing. Oh puhleaze. Like men don't already devote 80% of their time to trying to get laid. Why don't these freaks come up with a gay bomb that will make men able to accessorize their clothes and fabulously decorate a home? THAT would be useful... BUT on the other hand... this gay bomb could sooooo explain the always gay-bashing (yet never married 52 yr old Air Force colonel) and always sashaying in his ultra light loafers while vigorously supporting "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Senator Lindsey Graham, no?