Saturday, May 20, 2006
Robertson:God says Tsunami possible for US
Yes. The Rev Pat Robertson fancies himself to be quite the Psychic Friend when it comes to Godly weather predictions: "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms. There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest." Wow. What's next Rev Pat? There will be births and deaths in 2006? The sun will rise and set in 2006? People will breath, blink, and defecate? Besides making Miss Cleo seem like Tiresias the Soothsayer, the Pensito Review has Rev Pat's number when it comes to those Divine predictions: "But if Robertson’s track record as a divine weathercaster holds true, Oregonians may have less to fear from a tidal wave than citizens of Tidewater, VA-- where Robertson’s rightwing political and religious enclave is headquartered. In 1998, Robertson predicted all sorts of disasters would smite central FL after Orlando city officials voted in 1998 to fly rainbow flags from city lampposts during the annual Gay Days event at Disney World. Instead, God smote Robertson by hurling Hurricane Bonnie directly at Virginia Beach that August... hitting the Rev Pat's home." Hey Rev... leave this stuff to Miss Cleo, because we all know "The cards never lie!" but you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you in your pasty pious ass.