Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Pornstar Mary Carey to meet Bush again

WorldNetDaily: "Mary Carey, the XXX pornstar who caused an uproar last yr for dining w/Bush, will have dinner w/the prez once again this wk. The former candidate for CA gov is to attend the United to Victory dinner w/ Bush on Thurs, and have lunch at a related event Weds where Karl Rove is the guest speaker. She says she will be there at the invitation of the Natl Repub Congress Comm, which is organizing the events." Here's her stunning response to going there: "I'm really excited to be going back to D.C. to see the pres again. Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we had a great time last yr, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 lbs since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr. President!" Yeah... she lost 20 lbs when she finally removed her long lost butt plug (go ahead... click on the link. Ya gotta see the name of this site!) And what pearls of wisdom does she have to say about Iraq?: "I'm always excited to learn more about what's going on in our nation's capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex," she quipped. "Since I'm seriously considering running for Gov of CA again, I'm going to need a lot of support from GOP lawmakers nationwide –however I can get it." Oh don't worry Mary. They will give it to you anyway they can, and they will support you and your lifestyle... until you get impregnated, raped and sodomized. Oh wait. You do get sodomized... but you get paid for that... and then contribute to the oh-so-moral GOP w/that porn money.
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