Friday, March 24, 2006
The Big Dick's Hotel Suite Demands
Okay, so we've all heard about The Big Dick's demands when he's on the road via Smoking Gun... but here's the real story: Jon Stewart said this about it: 1.) 68 degrees? That must be the temperature at which reptiles are most comfortable. 2.) He needs all of those drinks and ice to wash down his endangered species beef jerky... like Panda jerky. 3.) He will only watch Fox News? B/c God forbid he should watch some other channel and happen to find out what a total %*$# he is. 4.) There is a handwritten part at the bottom of the tour rider: A rifle, ammo and an old guy to shoot at. Brilliant.