Monday, July 17, 2006
Bush Scares the Vodka Outta Putin
Sure they got rip roaring drunk together, but it appears that Bush's good buddy Pootie-Putin is NOT buying the brand of democracy that Bush is selling: "I talked about my desire to promote institutional change in parts of the world, like Iraq where there's a free press and free religion, and I told him that a lot of people in our country would hope that Russia would do the same," Bush said. To that, Putin replied, "We certainly would not want to have the same kind of democracy that they have in Iraq, quite honestly." Maybe it is just me, but when our president is so delusional that he honestly believes that Iraq is a resounding success, it makes perfect sense that Putin pissed his pants in fear of America bringing Iraq-like democracy to Russia.