Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Viagra that is NOT Limbaugh's is Confiscated


You couldn't make this crap up if you tried: "Less than 2 mos after striking a deal to avoid criminal prosecution, conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than 3 hrs Mon at Palm Beach Internatl Airport after customs agents found a bottle of Viagra prescribed to someone else in his luggage. Limbaugh arrived on a private plane from the Dominican Republic about 2pm and walked into a private terminal. A US Customs & Border Protection officer checked his luggage and found the bottle containing 29 blue Viagra tablets. The label listed the names of 2 doctors; Limbaugh told officials they were his personal physicians in FL. Limbaugh's name was nowhere on the bottle, sheriff's office said. The incident comes as Limbaugh waits in legal limbo, a felony charge of doctor-shopping still hanging over his head. Prosecutors charged him w/ the crime in late April, but entered an agreement w/ him whereby the charge would be dropped after 18 mos upon completion of substance-abuse treatment. He is required to submit to random drug analysis. According to the deferred-prosecution agreement, Limbaugh must refrain from violation of any law. If prosecutors determine the Viagra possession to be a crime, Limbaugh could again face the felony doctor-shopping charge. Doctor-shopping is a 3rd-degree felony punishable by up to 5 yrs in prison." Whatever will the Religious Fright crowd say about the thrice drug re-habbed, thrice divorced and very single Rush taking Viagra along w/him on a vacation to the Dominican Republic-- the place where the pimps roam free and the child prostitutes are cheaper than a steak? Probably nothing. B/c according to them, a man (even a rapist) using an Rx to get it up is OK, but a female using an Rx to abort, or to prevent pregnancy, or obtaining a vaccine to prevent cancer is sinful. Think he was up to some sexual hijinks of the Neil Bush variety when doing a bit of travel in a 3rd World nation? Or maybe he was just being his regular fat- conservative- butthead- self- with- the- face- of- a- horse's -ass?
Posted by Tina :: 1:01 AM :: 9 Comments:

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