Friday, March 31, 2006
A Joke: So Bush & Cheney are in a bar...
Okay, so Bush and Cheney are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there ?
The bartender says with a sigh, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning the second phase of WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we've already killed 100,000 Iraqis, so now we're going to kill 14 million Iranians and one blonde with really big boobs."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with really big boobs? Why kill a blonde with really big boobs?"
Bush turns to Cheney, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass?! I told you no one would give a shit about the 14 million Iranians."