Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Religious Fright: Barbie Promotes Gender Confusion


Sweet Jesus! The world may never know the incredible power that plastic toy holds over our children. If we're not careful, Redneck Barbie will have our kids going thru the grocery store looking like this.

And to think, I just thought that Barbie promoted a freakishly disproportionate body image to lil girls w/her 40-20-33 measurements. But who knew that Barbie was a part-time lesbian? (via AmericaBlog): "Tinky Winky, Lenny the Shark, and SpongeBob move on over. The next child icon caught promoting the gay agenda is none other than BARBIE!! The religious right is now attacking Barbie for promoting "gender confusion." According to the men at the Concerned Women for America, Barbie is urging kids to go bi: "This is directed at children aged 4 to 8... that's a really young age to be directing something along the lines of bisexuality." Yes, Barbie is making 4yr olds want to have sex w/ other 4yr olds of the same gender. And the Concerned Men would prefer that children have sex w/ 4yr olds of the opposite gender, I guess. What's really going on here is that the religious right has been attacking Mattel for months, just like they went after Ford, Microsoft, Allstate, Kraft and every other major US company. This is just another way for them to attack Mattel and get Mattel to do something bigoted to make amends (just like when Amer Family Assoc threatened Mattel over the American Girls dolls/ Girls Inc program). But claiming that Barbie is promoting bisexuality to 4yr olds, that's just whacked. PS: They also attack Barbie for not being a good Christian because good Christian girls only want to serve the Lord, get married, stay at home and have kids. I'm not making this up. I guess if you're a woman (or a doll) who wants a career, then you're a dyke."... so sayeth the Lord!
Posted by Tina :: 12:26 AM :: 8 Comments:

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