Friday, December 02, 2005

Ann the Emaciated Hag Coulter Swiftboats Murtha

If you can stomach reading the greasy-haired skeleton's TownHall column, then please do so, but just take a gander at this amazing comment made in reference to The Hag: "I can't say for certain that it's true, but I heard a rumor one time that Ann Coulter was conceived in a petri dish. Apparently, the Russians did vaginal swabs of Eva Braun from her corpse found in a ditch, with her honeymoon beau. And, as dame fortune would have it, Eva had a yeast infection. The cells of the yeast infection mixed with the juices of the love act from the consummation of the Hitler marriage provided the murky soup from which Ms. Coulter arose. Or, so I've heard. She does have Eva's smile. And she emits a cheesy aroma. So, don't scoff. It's possible." Best. Comment. Ever.
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