Saturday, May 07, 2005 She Did It All For the Nookie...the Nookie Ok, so I have not posted a single word about that freako bug-eyed Southerner who bailed on her man to take a trip to Vegas, but when I heard that her "oh-so-proud-to-be-a-35-yr-old-virgin" born- again fiance went on HANNITY & colmes and screamed from the rooftops that they were neovirgins, I thought WTF? Well, as fate would have it, the New York Post has an op/ed piece that sums up my feelings on this NOT NEWS news. So, we come to find out that lil Miss wanted some nookie. And despite the Catholic creedo of no pre-maritial sex, I am an absolute 100% believer that you don't buy a car without test driving it first... b/c ya have to know if it works for you, if it feels just right when you drive it, and if you think you can see yourself driving it again & again & again FOREVER... and yes, the post's title is Limp Bizkit. |