Tuesday, March 01, 2005 Spew Some Hate at Church, Take the Gloves Off, & Tom DeLay is a Punk Ass Bitch TX Rep. Sam Johnson (R), speaking at a veterans' event at Suncreek United Methodist Church, claimed that he had a heart to heart pow-wow w/TX Rep. Kay Granger and Prez Bush, and at this sit down, Johnson claims that he told Bush this: "Syria is the problem. Syria is where those WMDs are, in my view. You know, I can fly an F-15, put 2 nukes on 'em and I'll make one pass. We won't have to worry about Syria anymore." The audience then burst into hearty applause . Very classy, no? Applauding nuking another nation WHILE in a house of worship? Roll Call, the Capitol Hill newspaper has the low-down on the story, but it requires a paid subscription, so you can check it out here instead. Okay, Texas was carved up to make a Republican Wonderland by getting rid of Democratic seats, so now, those rule-less pricks are at again, this time in Georgia. GA's Republican legislature has agreed now on carving up a new congressional map that ousts Democrats Jim Marshall (3rd) and John Barrow (12th) while shoring up Republican Phil Gingrey (11th). That would give the Repubs a 9 to 4 majority in GA's delegation. Okay, since these bottom feeders can't play by the rules, I say we take the gloves off and put the smack down in Illinois to make a clever map that will allow the Dems to gain 5 seats by slaughtering Hyde, Kirk, Weller, and maybe even Hastert and Shimkus. And how about NM? We shift 1 county to the 2nd and throw all of Albuquerque in the 1st- and Heather Wilson is toast. And while we're at it, why not aim for NJ? We shift parts of Bergen and Passaic counties into the 5th district- bye bye Scott Garrett. If these pricks want to play under handed games, I say let's slit their throats and finish the fight. Speaking of Repubs in need of a throat slitting, check out RAW STORY's expose on Tom "Carve up the TX map" DeLay's use of a conservative think tank's money ($130,000 total) to go on posh trips. When will he finally go to jail for all of his many, many crimes and become some burly guy's punk bitch? |