Friday, February 25, 2005 That's a Mouthful & My Privates are PRIVATE This story just defies logic: a woman successfully conceived a child--- after giving a man oral sex. YEP...but would he have preferred it if she had given it back to him with a kiss? Hmm...snowballing...rent the movie Clerks if you need more info on that. But perhaps if the 2 of them had received abstinence education, they wouldn't be in this predicament..oh that's right...kids who receive abstinence only education have sex at almost the same rate as kids who don't--- only the abstinence kids are MORE likely to use zero methods of birth control when they do it. Speaking of unintended consequences, what do we do about this legal mess: Ohio's marriage amendment is now being used to protect domestic violence abusers from being charged w/domestic violence against unmarried women? And guess what Mr. I Will Never Have to Face Being Unintentionally Pregnant? You need to keep out of our medical history b/c our privates are private: The attorney general of Kansas has taken it upon himself to summon the private medical records of 90 women who have had abortions. Doctor & patient privilege, ever heard of it jackass? What I wouldn't give for the good old days of a presidential administration that busied itself with a legal PRIVATE, consensual affair of an oral nature... instead, this administration plots to bend all of us over and stick it to us in every painful way possible. |