Wednesday, September 21, 2005 Jeb Bush, His Magic Sword, & Mystical Warrior I am abso-fucking-lutely serious here folks... it is unbelievable to even post about this... YET... it does explain sooooo very much about Jebbie's kids-- George P, Noelle and her 2nd offense, and John Ellis... aka the "lil brown ones" (as George H. W. Bush referred to them when pointing out his half Hispanic grandchildren to Reagan). Think Progress: "Last wk, after "more than an hr of solemn ceremony" swearing in Rep Marco Rubio (R-FL) as House speaker, Gov Jeb Bush stepped to the podium to tell "a short story about 'unleashing Chang,' his 'mystical warrior' friend." Spoken before 100s of lawmakers and politicians here are Jeb's scary-ass words, courtesy of The Gainesville Sun: "Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang w/ great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down." Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift. "I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior," he said, as the crowd roared. To find out more about Jeb's condition, click here." |