Tuesday, November 01, 2005

UK man Claims Dog Raped Him on Highway

This is unbelievable in every way possible... I am speechless (via BBC ): "A passing motorist and his girlfriend had stopped to help because they thought Martin Hoyle was being attacked by an animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and a dog was straddling him from behind. The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw. Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." The judge said: "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway." Yeh... do ya think? Do you think Mr Romance even bought the dog Snausages & flowers 1st?
Posted by Tina :: 12:15 AM :: 2 Comments:

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