Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Karen Hughes? Were You at TX Bigfoot Conference?

AssocPress: "In Jefferson, TX, hundreds gathered for a Bigfoot Conference. Believers milled around tables covered w/ casts of large footprints, books about nature's mysteries, T-shirts proclaiming "Bigfoot: Often Imitated, Never Invalidated.", and lifelike replicas of giant ape heads." Shockingly, Karen "Sasquatch" Hughes showed up carrying a bright orange pumpkin bucket-- filled w/pre-Halloween treats, "human bait" or perhaps a bit of bigfoot pheromone. It seems that Hughes and her fellow companions/ human hunters Karl Rove & Scott McClellan arrived all dressed and ready in their hunting clothes. Sasquatch Hughes denied that they were hunting humans... but did say that she wouldn't mind ripping that "pesky punk-ass prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald from limb to limb"... Sasquatch Hughes was last seen leaving a trail of treats/ bait for a group of unwitting kindergartners whom she lovingly referred to as "tasty tots"... I kid b/c I love. Yeh... I love making fun of GOPers.
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