Monday, September 19, 2005

Grover Norquist Drowns in Bathtub...satire... damn!

The Swift Report: Conservatives and Americans of all higher incomes are mourning the loss of 1 of their own today, Grover Norquist. The founder of Americans for Tax Reform reportedly drowned himself in his bathtub, despondent over the outpouring of govt aid to victims of Hurriane Katrina. Friends of the anti-tax activist say that Norquist was devastated in the aftermath of the storm as the mainstream media consistently exaggerated the plight of those displaced by the hurricane, and all but ignored the most vulnerable Americans--those vicitmized by the Estate Tax. "He just screamed at his TV that whole wk after the storm hit that the richest 1% of Americans would continue to suffer," says 1 longtime friend of Norquist.
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