It is almost painful to type this...... but...... I. have. something. in common. with. Meghan. McCain.We both proudly sport a set of overspilling size double D's?
Yes.... but naaaw.
We both have male relatives who were driven slightly crazy by their unspeakable time in Vietnam?
Probably..... but nope.
We both think Joe, whom cannot even Plumb, is a complete dumb-ass?
Uh, well yes.... but not quite.
We're both preternaturally white skinned and devilishly cute?
Yeah, we are.... but again.... no-sir-ree-bob.
Believe it or not, we are both proud fag hags who openly profess our love for the beloved gay men in our life.
I know. I know Can ya freakin believe it?
Well sure, she is still a member of the Republican party that cries from the rooftops that they are "the party of less govt in your lives"...... unless you happen to have the misfortune of being gay... or a minority... or a woman... or poor... or a non-theocratic Christian, but it's a start, right?
And yet, despite this huge social leap, I feel the need to "one up" my gay loving conservatard counterpart. So, while I'm no expert, my uber-liberal and slightly competitive side says I'm willing to bet good money that I've been a proud fag hag waaay longer than she has.
And this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm older than her.
This has everything to do with the fact that I became a hag to my 1st gay friend in the 4th grade. Sure, we both didn't have a concrete absolute he was gay then... but he and I were close friends way back then and I was the 1st person he came out to when we both turned 18 yrs old and I'm still his hag today, so that kind of history counts, damn it. So try and top that lil Miss Blondie-pants.
And if you total up the yrs I've been a hag to my 1st gay friend and the years I've been a hag to my 2nd gay friend, we're easily talking 20+ yrs of hardcore fag-hagging, so you just take that Miss McCrazy is My Daddy and shove it where the Judy Garland, Lady Gaga, Barbra Streisand, Madonna, and Scissor Sisters music doesn't shine, m'kay?
And last but not least, I'm seriously willing to bet that lil Miss My Momma is a Millionaire has never wanted THIS little ditty to be her ringtone and has never ever ever responded to being lovingly called "a breeder" on her voicemail to lovingly leaving THIS on her gay's voicemail in return.
So there....
The gay rights movements demands as for traditional marriage, to be in the military, hate crime laws, anti sodomy law repeal etc. are essentially conservative demands. These demands can be met by the system, without revolution. The system is too degenerate for even those modest demands.
ReplyDeleteFag hags? If homosexuals had their way we'd be seeing things like this in the streets of America:
ReplyDeletewww.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc7UbPwhRI8
Ren: The system could easily meet their modest and conservative demands, as you point out, and "degenerate" may be the perfect word to explain why the system does not simply give the LGBT citizens what they deserve.
ReplyDeleteI personally know several gay men who would happily be card carrying Republicans if the foaming at the mouth Bible-wingnut faction of the party were not present because they are very anti-tax/ anti-social services programs.
I do not, however, know many lesbians who are so quick to jump on that GOP wagon. The blatant female hating that goes on in the GOP is far too much for them to get past-- no matter how much they claim to hate taxes and welfare.
Rudy: Rick Santorum??? Is it you??
Thank sweet Jesus on a stick that saintly folks like you are working hard to uncover how that dastardly gay agenda never stops trying to corrupt our kiddies, too: http://www.apostropher.com/blog/archives/001693.html
Bella Rouge: What would have happened had you shown up at a presidential townhall with a firearm strapped to your ankle? You'd have been beaten to a bloody pulp tits, that's what. WTF makes these motherfuckers thimk they can sport handguns in range of a president?
ReplyDeleteWhat of these talks of how "unpatriotic" people should be "dealt" with?
How 'bout I say that the world would be a much better place if a hero or patriot were to pop a cap in Glenn Beck's skull. Would that go over well?
It would do much for thwe liberal cause. Then again, Beck does more for the liberal cause alive.
May he outlive Republicanism.
Fuuny that you ask that question, Rudy.
ReplyDeleteI just posted a new post above about that very issue.
And Glen Beck can suck the d*ck that I don't possess.
No, scrap that.
I wouldn't let Beck near me if I had a borrowed d*ck.
Besides, we all know that Beck is really into blow-up dolls with a Reagan mask glued to the face.
..... and it is partly because of the complete batshit insanity of the foaming at the mouth right that hubby and I feel even more strongly about being armed and having a well armed home.
Arm ye selves, my fellow liberals!
The crazies are armed!
You wanna be able to defend yourself, dontcha?