I've been silent on "TittyGate", but after Carrie Prejean claimed that Satan was tempting her in the form of Perez Hilton (really???... Perez???... I always figured Satan would be so much more ravishingly handsome and charming... but what the hell do I know), that it was her God-ordained duty to defend God and His supposed position on gay marriage, and that she was told by God to "witness" to all of us gay-rights supporters, I"ve had my fill of this nutcase (and so has Keith O) and I simply cannot keep my yap shut any longer.Now I'm no religious scholar, but I think I'm familiar enough with the Bible and Chrisitian teachings to know that posing for multiple sets of semi-nude photos (especially while a minor), repeatedly lying about the existence of any "morally questionable" pictures when entering into a written contract, tossing aside the knockers that God personally gifted ya with and getting a set of fake titties to further your chances along in a beauty contest... all while crazily claiming that God wants (and needs??) the likes of you to defend "His" supposed position on gay marriage... is 100% UN-Christian behavior.
Add to this that Toupee Trump proved that her "punishment" claim is 100% crapola because she did NOT have the scores to win-- with or without the gay marriage question, and call me crazy (although NOTHING says crazy like this wackadoodle example of the ramblings of a teary-eyed/ voice cracking Carrie ... seriously, ya blamed the wind for flashing your titties?... really??? I would think that Miss Cali would be used to those powerful Santa Ana winds, but what the hell do I know), but one really isn't being a good little wingnut while bearing false witness (by repeatedly lying to the pageant) and coveting anything that belongs to a neighbor (like wanting those pageant-winning fake titties over your God-given tiny ones). You are familiar with the Ten Commandments, aren't you, Miss Prejean? I know you may have been busy getting your hair bleached or your caps whitened or your boobs reinflated, but bearing false witness and coveting anything that belongs to your neighbor are CLEARLY part of the Ten Commandments, whereas absolutely no where do the Commandments make mention of gay marriage and the threat "the gays" pose to those of us who have entered into "opposite marriage"... but again, what the hell do I know.
Like so many of the American Taliban, she is nothing more than a hypocrite. She is another one of those who pick and choose which parts of their bible they wish to obey....and that's what usually fits at that time.
ReplyDeleteGrandpa Eddie: I agree completely.
ReplyDeleteSadly, the cherry picking of the Bible never ever seems to apply to them, though does it?
Besides the HILARIOUS "the bad bad wind blew my vest open yet didn't move my perfect hair" defense, I ROFLMAO when Carrie claimed that some of these several different photographers who took various sets of semi-nude pix of her did so without her knowing it. Soooooo lemme get this straight, no pun intended: You just happened to be walking around topless in daisy-dukes and/or lacy panties with every hair in place, perfect makeup and sporting a bedroom smile and eyes, and these professional photographers just happended to snap your picture without your knowledge. Yeeeeah. Riiiight. We could dry that out and fertilize the lawn with it.
And isn't it just lovely how Palin has decided to jump on the defend poor lil old Carrie bandwagon from the big bad old media? (http://www.americablog.com/2009/05/anti-gay-bigots-this-time-sarah-palin.html)
Of course, the fact that you said that homosexuality is a perversion had ZERO to do with this, eh, Sarah? Well, at least Palin is consistent when it comes to her hypocrisy of defending young women who publicly spew about Jesus yet who behave like sluts in private... does Bristol getting banged like a cheap gong by Levi in your own home ring a bell, Sarah?
And I also just love how Miss Nevada was "de-crowned" a few yrs ago because of some semi-nude pix that surfaced of her then 19 yr old self with her friends out drinking and pulling some "Girls Gone Wild" type poses (http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-13-dethroned-miss-nevada-usa-katie-rees-is-super-pissed) yet Trump (who endorsed McCrotchety McCain in Sept 08) finds himself to not be a hypocrite in this situation. They both signed the same contract, Toupee. They both had semi-nude pix surface of them, Toupee. Guess standards don't apply, do they Toupee?
I also love how Trump claims that Miss Cali is facing such scrunity b/c she is "so beautiful." Really, Tragic Toupee? Really? Her repeated lies after signing that legally binding contract mean zero to the likes of you, apparently. And I guess that a beauty pageant winner like Miss Nevada is an uber ugly circus freak who needs pork chops tied around her neck just so the dogs will play her, eh? Or maybe, just maybe, Miss Nevada isn't an intolerant homophobe like Trump and that's why he refused to cut her a break when she signed her contract claiming that no semi-nude pix of her had ever been taken of her... by some drunken friends... NOT by several professional photographers... even when she was a minor?... but as I said, what the hell do I know.
Well, I guess the "contract thing" is held in just as high a regard by Trump as it is by so many of the wealthy and corporations in this country. They will honor them when it comes to paying a CEO billions, but when it comes to the pay and protection of the working class a contract becomes an inconvenience and can be thrown aside.
ReplyDeleteBefore this all went down, I had very little respect left for Trump. Now I have none at all.
Grandpa Eddie: I couldn't agree more with you on every point. They're all "we have to follow every letter of the law" types UNTIL it comes to them (and their wallets) and then it is "screw the law and rules, and let's really screw the little guy." That is exactly why I am always pro-union. A union isn't perfect, and a union is not suited for every job, but a union is really the only thing a worker has ever had to give them any protection from the people who feel free to break the rules when it benefits and suits them and who love to screw the little guy over at any given moment.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for Trump, I wouldn't touch him with a borrowed 10 foot pole... shudder...
Actually, I think the caption in the picture should be in Aramaic, but do you know how hard it is to find an Aramaic translation for "titties"? I guess it's the King James version or the highway!
ReplyDeletePerez Hilton was also over the top. To some extent he made her a celeb.
ReplyDeleteMiss California is on the wrong side of history. The ideas of her former governor, died with the economy.
A big section of the population is not represented by her.
SheaNC: OMG..."but do you know how hard it is to find an Aramaic translation for "titties"?
ReplyDeleteDamn you man!
Hilarity and beverages shooting thru my nose just do. not. mix.
Ren: I agree completely that Perez's "cunt" calling took it over the top and pissed off a whole lotta women who probably really disagreed with Carrie but where appalled by what Perez said (I'm not really one of those types of females. Using words like pussy or cunt to insult someone does not work for me because I believe that the last thing on earth a vagina is weak, or evil, or bad, or shameful.)
And in complete agreement, a big section of the pop is not represented by her in ANY way--from her Neanderthal mind to her ridiculously fake plastic looks.
Tami Farrell, who now wears the tiara formerly held by Prejean, but not a new set of enhanced boobies, told FOX News’s Neil Cavuto last Thursday that marriage is the union of a man and a woman.
ReplyDeleteHowever, Farrell was quick to add, "I don't think that I have the right or anybody has a right to tell somebody who they can or can't love. And I think that this is a civil rights issue. And I think that the right thing to do is let the voters decide."
When pressed more for more comment, Farrell responded, saying, "You know, I think it's hilarious right now that the world is turning to beauty queens for the answers for this. I think it's an important issue and I think that it's one that I don't think I can win a battle. I don't want to be any more divisive than it's already become."
Carrie Prejean is now contractually free to be the running mate with Sarah Palin in 2012. There are very few things as interesting or as stimulating as the thoughts of beauty pageant contestants on the great political issues of the day.
Since when did round plastic breasts, nose jobs, fake teeth, changing the color of one's eyes with contacts, and hair extensions begin qualifying a young woman as "beautiful" in America. What happened to natural or authentic beauty, intelligence, graciousness, and talent in these contests? If you notice during the question-answer period, many of the young women (including Prejean) could barely form an intelligent sentence. Ignorant Sarah Palin is an example of a beauty contest runner-up who communicates less effectively than a fourth grader.
If you don't want gay marriage to influence your life.... don't marry a gay. It really is just that simple.